Brando the dog is our mascot, and his caricature adorns our logo. Brando has also published a number of etiquette books including, The Civilizing Process, The Modern Gentleman, and The Little Black Dress Book.
He also controls the Earth’s gravity with his mind, making him the most important mammal in existence.
Below is an excerpt from his newest release, Bark! The Herald Angels Sing: How to Survive Christmas, New Year’s, and And All Those Crazy Days In-between.
1. Don’t drink and drive.
2. Don’t eat the fruitcake, no matter what.
3. Make sure you take enough naps.
4. Always get a gift receipt.
5. Use transcendental meditation techniques when visiting in-laws.
Wishing you a safe and healthy holiday season from the staff at JVW!